blockheads.

“Sorry, you are not authorized to see this status.”

If you clicked on a link to someone’s tweet on Twitter and you get this message, that means you are blocked. More than likely, you have done something in the past for them to block you. More than likely, you are not fond of each other. More than likely, you kept @replying them with cheesy pick-up lines or lame comebacks. But why get upset when you find out someone has blocked you? People get carried away about being blocked. No one is scared of you. You’re fucking annoying. There is a difference. Take being blocked like when a guy doesn’t call you after having sex. Or when a girl ignores you when you try to talk to her. Funny thing is, the people that complain so much about you blocking them, can’t stand your ass. They hate the things you say and find you very offensive. So what’s the problem with that same person BLOCKING you from viewing those things that piss you off the most?

“That bitch blocked me. I hate her. She always tweeting about _____.” - Huh? If you dislike someone so much, why do you keep checking up on them? I hate roaches. With a passion. But do you see me going into crack houses, looking underneath the sofas for them fuckers, just to watch them crawl around so I can complain about them? Hell no.

If someone blocks you, get over it and leave them alone. Move on. Let it go. Make a sandwich. Pick some fruit. And for the love of Beyonce, quit refreshing their timeline and making subliminal tweets about what THEY are tweeting about. You damn BLOCKHEAD.

message to Fantasia.

No one’s picking on you because you’re dark skinned. It’s because you’re a backward built slut. Whether you faked your suicide or not, the fact still remains that you did not once think about your daughter. You knew that man was married. What was the reason he gave you for not inviting you to his house for the past 18 months? Just because you don’t have any book smarts, does not mean you lack street smarts. And we all know you are very STREET.

If you want to gain more album sales and viewers to your shitty reality show, how about doing something honest for a change.

sad times.