Jul 30, 2010

“If you’re satisfied press 1. To rerecord press 2”. “Hey it’s me. I umm…” 2. “Hey youuuuu”. 2. “It’s me. Wanna fuck?” 1.

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Jul 28, 2010

I didn’t post that about Alicia Keys. My tumblr was hacked by Gabrielle Union. I reset my password so everything’s fine now.

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Jul 28, 2010

ALICIA KEYS IS SO CLASSY.

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Jul 21, 2010

If you can make a girl laugh, she’ll suck your dick.

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Jul 21, 2010

Don’t act like you know me just because you know of me. Get off my dick.

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Jul 21, 2010

If you can make a girl laugh, she’ll suck your dick.

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Jul 12, 2010

Men never get the “We need to talk.” text msg but they reply within 60 seconds when they get the “We need to fuck.” text.

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Jul 07, 2010

work related rant.

This guy, who is a social reject with an extremely short dick (trust me, I know these things), who’s NOT a patient here, just made a big deal out of getting a phone call, which was the wrong number.

Me: Oh I apologize on their behalf sir, but you can just disregard the message. Okay?

Him: That’s all? Isn’t there something you need to do?

Me: Are you a patient here?

Him: No.

Me: Okay then. I’m sure whoever called miss-dialed and got in contact with the patient already. Okay?

Him: So you’re not going to do anything about this? Or find out who miss-dialed me?

Me: Um, NO, normally when you get a wrong call or message you usually disregard it so you can just disregard the message sir, okayyyyyy???

Him: That’s not good enough. Let me speak to your supervisor.

….WAIT, WHAT? WHY DOES HE CARE SO MUCH? IT WAS A WRONG NUMBER!

And no, I did NOT let him speak to my supervisor. I put that ass on hold and he eventually hung up.

Moral of the story: Get a fucking life.

 

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Jul 02, 2010

What happened to bikinibottom.tumblr.com? I need to know, STAT.

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Jun 22, 2010

Deleting the tweets won’t help @tittaysmcgee. I’m one step ahead of you.

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Deleting the tweets won’t help @tittaysmcgee. I’m one step ahead of you.

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